Audioccult Vol. 11

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Ten New York students died trying to speak to the late pop singer Aaliyah during a seance involving crystals and other kitsch collectables from metaphysical stores. Coroner’s report shows cause of death as: Cocaine. Please contact us if you have any information about Aaliyah’s post-mortem involvement with Brandy. Send us ghostly Brandy facts to BrandyInfo@afterlifedivas.com.

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Don’t you dare cry, America. NIKE7UP is still alive. He’s going to remerge soon with a beautiful spray of blingee text and the sounds you need to reconceptualize your audio reality. I dream of the day when we can automatically write in Blingee glitter text (“Sweet Princess” Reality). I want Blingee to make a line of clothes, with like really obnoxiously big tags so everyone can see it’s the BLINGEE brand, and everything is like a glitterfied version of high fashion. NIKE7UP can do all the runway soundtracks……smells like Jugger-Nut spirit.

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TRAP-A-HOLICS to curate new Fad Gadget retrospective, Waka Flocka ‘bring that swag’ to dead new-wave artist synths. In the making-of DVD, we see a close up on Frank Tovey as he discusses his daughter. Special appearance by the ‘Damn son where’d you find this’ guy who pops up behind chair wagging his tongue and screaming “TRAPAHOLICS” and the beat drops.

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The coming third world war can be prevented only if we can awaken enough people so that those people become infectious, and go on awakening other people in a chain, and it has to be done so fast. Otherwise the sleepy people are going to destroy this earth. Politicians are asleep. No awakened person can become a politician, because he has no desire for his ego to be fulfilled.