Sifting through tumblr and beyond to find the best crap for you to look at. Here’s your feels:
Normcore Twitter person: Ah yes the OSCARS, what did MY FAVE CELEB wear when FILM won the LOTS OF AWARDS? So good omg
Me on Twitter: WOW COOL CUM!!!
Fabulous actress (?) Anna Kendrick wore a beautiful pink coral dress to the Oscars—but who wears the c-bund better?? My vote’s on the ejaculating coral, propagating its species deep beneath the ocean. Cast your vote below to win!
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