This Door Does A Perfect Miles Davis Impression

Words by Daniel Jones

WOW—can this be real?? You won’t believe your ears when you hear this door’s pitch perfect impression of Miles Davis! We’re still in shock. Is this evidence of inanimate objects taking on life? We can’t say for sure, and it’s definitely going to give us extreme night terrors, but we can say that this door is a fan of the legendary trumpet player. Simply breathtaking, and, later tonight, bedwetting.