Cooking with Audioccult

Illustration by SHALTMIRA

There’s a lot of things to like about living in Berlin. Too rarely, it’s food. Yesterday I saw a milkshake that was just a banana mashed into a glass of normal milk, and the ingenuity of its awfulness inspired me to share my recipe for 100% All-American Meatloaf. Press play on the embedded tracks from a variety of weird underground artists, and by the time you’re finished cooking your ground chuck lust will be so fucking swole you’ll need to use a trowel to scrape off the stink-stash of saliva pouring from your mouth. That’s my word.

Audioccult’s 100% All-American Meatloaf

Ingredients:

  • 8 oz. canned water chestnuts.
  • 14 small bags of kale.
  • Some pebbles. Note: For a nice burst of nostalgia, shriek “Barney, my pebbles!” when you add them. Also, make sure to chop off your bloody dick and flail it around your head as well. #90sKids will get this.
  • 3 cups gibbon oil.
  • 1 teaspoon fishnets.

It’s very important that you measure your ingredients properly. If you ever feel like, “Hey, it’s okay if I waste something,” just imagine what that chef who hates everyone would say.

Mean Chef Gordon Ramsey: [Aghast, pulling yards of wasted mesh from garbage can.] “Look at it!” [Waves mesh in face of bad cooks while voice rises in pitch like teakettle.] “LOOK AT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII [Voice turns into dialtone from The Matrix.]

Hahah, now I’m imagining Korn showing up to get in on the fun. They’re yelling and wailing on you, calling you a disgusting lady and making you wear these boxer shorts:

mrs. korn

“Good evening Mrs. Korn,” they say as they position you in the middle of the giant pair of pants they always wear instead of a car (two per leg + one middle).

Also, what if Professor Snape from the Harry Potter doof lovable wizard books saw you treating Shrivelfig like it was god damned Flitterbloom?? If he found out about that bit of blatant buffoonery he’d be so cheesed off that you’d miss those post-potion BJs until Hogswatchnight. If you really think nobody ever got their dick sucked at Hogwarts you are deluding yourself, my friend. Use your ingredients wisely.

Directions:

  • Forgot to get ingredients

Bought a Calzone Instead But Dropped Part Of It
AAghpthh. This whole recipe debacle is simply further evidence that my cookbook will never be published, because it keeps turning into interludes where I imagine characters from books and movies hanging out with me and signing the merchandise from their respective properties. Who knows if I will ever even breed. Maybe I’ll just make a calzone baby. Stuffed with goodness, my calzone baby. Warm and soft, like a real baby, but soooooo nice with parmesan.

sick of these calzone snobs

Each night the moon will find me standing over my calzone baby’s crib. My heart fluttering in my chest. The sky’s light eclipsed by the clouds. A movement in the dark. The soft sigh of a minute, a breeze of movement across my cheek like a kiss on a tear. When the clouds pass before the moon again, they wipe away a stain of sauce from my lips. My calzone baby and me.

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Unexpexual: An interview with Total Freedom

Ashland Mines is one of LA’s leading voices in club music reconceptualization.

The parties he’s helped organize (including the legendary WILDNESS, which last year became the subject of an award-winning documentary) and the artists he’s worked with (including Fade To Mind‘s Kingdom and Nguzunguzu, GHE20 G0th1k‘s Venus X, and artists Ryan Trecartin and Thunder Horse Video) have spawned audio oddities and multimedia dance extravaganzas that are as warped as they are eye-and-ear ensnaring. It’s been a few years since I’ve treated myself to one of Mines’ performances as Total Freedom, a pleasure indeed as his chaotically brilliant delving through various genres is right up my ADDance mentality. His recent Berlin appearance at the Janus BETTER OFF ALONE party prompted me to seek him out and touch on a few questions, specifically: why hasn’t he released any of his own work?

 

Ashland: In terms of club music, I haven’t ever released anything besides remixes. As far as my own work or collaborations goes, it’s nothing like what most people think of Total Freedom sounding like. It’s more like noise music.

So why haven’t you released that? Non-interest, or more like you’re over that side of yourself? 

It’s not hidden anywhere, really… there’s some stuff on my Soundclick account. I have some stuff I made with a guy in Chicago around 2003 or so. On my Soundcloud it’s more noise mixed with clubby, dance music-based stuff.

Do you feel like it’s something you might explore again?

I don’t think that far ahead, really. There’s not a goal in front of me about what I’m making. Things just happen.

So, what’s happening now?

I just played a show the other night with my friend Why BeWe’ve done some stuff before, and we were talking about doing a remix for the first Night Slugs/Fade To Mind joint release. That’s planned for later this year. I really enjoy collaborating. Last year I put out a compilation with this punk label Teenage Teardrops. They wanted to do something outside of their normal game, and came to me because they thought I was some kind of voice in the dance music world—or the aspect of that world that they’re interested in anyway. We ended up releasing a double-LP called Blasting VoiceI took tracks from friends like Jaws, MassacoormaanDiamond Black Hearted Boy… some old but a lot of new stuff too. As far as a dance record goes it’s a minor failure because there’s only like three songs that are danceable on it. A lot of it is more on the experimental side. It’s still a beautiful record, and it’s sold out anyway so don’t try to get it.

Why did you decide not to release a digital edition once the vinyl sold out?

I made a big point not to. It was a labor of love and very expensive to produce, and even though it did sell out, it was only a run of 300. But I wanted people to know that it was this finite thing that wouldn’t be available forever. I don’t even have a copy, actually.

Was it difficult curating something like that? Did you feel like you had to present a certain ‘picture’?

I did feel like I had to make the right choices. That’s why it took me almost a year! Most of the music I was familiar with because it was from people in my life, but it was still hard to make those decisions. You’re really limited to what you can put on a vinyl record, so you have to chose carefully. Now that I’ve done it, though, I’m excited about working on the next one. That’s what I’m doing now, working on Blasting Voice II. I don’t know if it will be a double LP again, though, because that was intense in terms of cost and production.

Are you going to do a similar format—this combination of dance and experimental?

The idea in my head is that it will all be based around solid club-worthy dance tracks, or at least club-adjacent, with a few shorter experimental vignettes built around them. I’ve been getting some really cool submissions from friends for it. I feel like it’s a bit early to talk about; there’s no due date yet but I’m really excited about what we’ve put together so far. I think it won’t be what people expect.

You like surprising people.

I’m all about doing the unexpected. ~

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No Trend: an interview with Venus X

 

Venus Jazmin Soto—one woman who always stayed true to herself and never let anyone alter or rearrange her art. That about sums up the progressive Latina feminist DJ that suddenly became DJ Venus X or “that girl with the green hair who threw one of the most infamous weirdo get-togethers of our cyber obsessed generation” – GHE20 G0TH1k. Right before the vampires of mainstream slowly creeped up her way to suck the blood out of her culture she decided to block the leeches. What exactly her craft is, how she pulled the masses of the freaky New York Underground scene and what her next moves are going to be can be found out here.

How has your tour been so far?

It was amazing. I started out in Beirut and then I went to Zurich, London and Berlin. That’s it – five amazing shows. I just started working with an agent who is also handling my friend Fatima Al-Qadiri‘s bookings but this tour was organized by me, still. Beirut reached out first for this conference and then Freeze was happening so my friends were throwing a party and I got to DJ there, more friends reached out and that lead to all the other shows. Basically, two shows with my favorite DJ Total Freedom and one show with Mike Q – and it all happened because of my great friends and loyal fans. Such an amazing experience, I can’t lie; it was the most amazing experience of my life!

You stayed in Berlin for almost a week. I’m secretly hoping that you extended your stay because you were working on something.

I am here with my friend Fatima Al-Qadiri, with a couple of our friends, Mike Q and Nguzunguzu. A bunch of us are working on a record, though that will take us spending a lot more time together than one week, wherever that may be. It’s nice here but I’d rather be in Beirut because it’s hotter. Nevertheless, I enjoy being here. I had a really crazy year, I have been on tour for almost a whole year. This is the beginning of relaxing for the first time in a while.

How did you experience Beirut?

Beirut is very western. It’s very advanced for how I imagined the middle east to be like. People there are obsessed with the same things as people in America. It’s either whiteness, weaves and fake body parts or religion. That’s pretty much the spectrum. There is of course a middle ground which is the working class, the people who can’t afford to do those things or don’t care. You have your Christian section of the city and the Muslim section and it’s really beautiful to see how they cross in and out; you go from eating McDonalds and pork into an area where everybody covers up. It’s not as dramatic as the US makes it seem. The media is doing a great job at making Muslim women seem so enslaved and Middle Eastern countries look so war-ridden when it’s not really like that everywhere.

The Mediterranean sea is the brightest sea I have ever seen, the friends I have made there are exceptional people. Radical, experimental artists, people who are ready to hear new music and open up although at the same time, what I play can be very mainstream and urban so it was like I was testing them in a way. It was a challenge to play for them but I am young and I like the music that my generation listens to. All in all, Beirut was a life changing experience also because musically there is no real middle ground. You either sing along to songs your grandmother knows too or you dance to Usher but the party scene is very receptive and so ready to dance and experience something new. It was a true experiment and it went well.

You announced that you will stop throwing your infamous GHE20 GoTH1k parties. Why is that?

Never again. I am exhausted! That’s the main reason.

I am sure that mainstream plays a role here, too.

It is not mainstream, but it sort of is. It became too well-known and it does not serve the same purpose it used to. When it used to happen, the DJs were totally under appreciated, the artists were new at their crafts and the communities were segregated. One would meet people at our party that usually one wouldn’t get the chance to interact with. White fashion faggots and their white girlfriends, black skaters, punks, gay women who only wanted to be around gay women because they hate men, art school girls and boys, Uptown kids and Brooklyn Kids – all of them used to have their own segregated parties and events but we brought them together. Now, they date each other, they work with each other, they do shoots together and the city is transformed. There is no more need for me in New York; I really don’t feel like competing with all these new parties that only reproduce our old lineups. I’m out in the world touring and New York is holding its ground.

When I do things, I want them to be done well and to my liking —I really only want to support artists that I believe in. At some point GHE20 G0TH1k became so regular that we had to do bookings and some people took advantage of the platform but there is still a spirit that goes with me everywhere. Also, I feel like in our generation there is this hybrid, darker side of things that enables brown kids to experience other emotions, they don’t have to be so ghetto and I think that that inspired other brown kids around the world to break out of the stereotypical norm.

Growing up in Europe I must say that girls or even brown girls with green hair, in certain scenes was kind of normal. Why do you think that for certain people your green hair became such a thing? It was almost your identity —the girl with the green hair.

One reason is that in New York there aren’t many brown punk girls that rock different color hair outside of their own scene. There aren’t many girls that DJ the type of music I play with green hair. Also, the timing was a bit divine. I dyed my hair green a couple of weeks before I did the A$AP Rocky video and it was overstimulating for people – they were like “Who is this girl with the green hair in this rap video? What is she about?”

Personally, I had the green hair because last year, I have been more radical than ever in my life. Green is the color of what matters to most people – money, progress, weed. It is a very strong color. Green is the color of our generation.

And it is the color of Islam.

True! Like the inhabitants of Paradise.

But I’m really interested in that switch that happened between the US and Europe. When I was a little kid I looked up to the American music and fashion scene but that same scene is now observing Europe. When and why did Europe become cool to the urban American scene?

You guys here have a real punk scene! That’s why. We never had French coldwave and goth – we had our own version of it, but most of it were American bands that labels were capitalizing off of from the very beginning. There were people who were infatuated with it,and maybe also lived that culture but we didn’t have entire communities. You have a lot of forgotten music out here because one band got famous and thousands of other bands were playing in the same neighborhoods in the same decade and that created a real culture of music and style that we didn’t really have, honestly. America is the West and we are really good at being the West. We have imperialist attitudes, imperialist fashion, imperialist ideas and rules. Unless it becomes fashionable, it’s not so exciting.

What happened was that we caught a moment right before it became fashionable (as the Seapirate movement) when it was still kind of unknown and before tumblr had its real vampire moment around 2011/2012. You know, first it was just us and we were the progressive freaks, now it’s spreading all over the world and becoming more and more appealing to people. We have Katie Perry now and Nicki Minaj… it’s a trend. I hate fashion, now. Everything that used to make me happy is to everyone’s convenience to buy. It was hard for me to find something I’m comfortable in and still made me look different, because I feel different and it’s important for me to express that. But now everybody looks like me so I have to find a new way.

Why didn’t we catch up on it when for example Kelis was rocking that style in 1999?

Because back then the youth had more respect for iconography. Now, it is all about competition – I can do it better than you, I have money and I can go buy Manic Panic and rock it better than you, we all do the same thing and we compete at who is doing it better. This is the culture now—it’s all fashion and trend versus way back when this look was punk and it was political.

Have you considered a different discipline of your field? Rapping, singing?

I would love to! I focus on live mixing because that is where my power is. My power is not at home on my computer, moving little dots on Ableton. My power is in the club, mixing songs no one would expect. I want to master that first but my interest in developing my career is not as exciting to others as it is to me. It is a very, very cold world for women in music. It depends on where you are and who you musically are surrounded by whether you are being encouraged to make music or whether people will continue to watch you struggle and succeed despite the odds. As I travel, I meet more and more artists that are ready to experiment and learn, which is my main interest. I want to learn. I do not have a timeline as to when I will alter my career but when I do it, I want to do it right. I nurture what I am interested in and the more I do that the more success I will have because I do not take any of this lightly. I don’t think that rappers are produced out of certain circumstances; they choose to use literature as a medium for their self expression, and I chose DJing.

Now, I would like to explore other things but people don’t really understand how music works – success and good music come from a lot of different places and your surroundings. I am excited for the future but what’s next is a lot of discipline and experimenting with my voice. People would like me to rap but I don’t like what rap does to women. As a woman of color, I feel like I have too much power to just be another female rapper. It’s almost obvious. I have great plans and I am waiting for the right moment. Anything can happen at this point, and that is the beauty of it.

 

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Venus X: True Renegade

Venus X: True Renegade Ever wanted to combine traditional Muslim prayers with drum & bass? Venus X has, and her ‘Renegade Berberse’ edit is a beautiful piece of work. Taking a classic track from DJ SS and injecting some serious religion, the reigning queen of NYC’s underground party scene spins out one of the hardest-hitting junts this side of Jannah.

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Blk. Adonis collabs with Rizzla

Blk. Adonis collabs with Rizzla DJ and producer Justin Cameron has only been making tunes under his Blk. Adonis alias for a short time, but he’s already crafted some of our favorite dark club tracks. Now he’s teamed up with GHE20 G0TH1K ruffrider Rizzla for a collaborative EP, set to be released by Fade To Mind. Check out a few of the tracks below.

She Only Dance

PNP

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