Buy Van Halen’s CS-80 On eBay
There is no doubt that eBay is the go-to place for wasting money on the most absurd items you never knew you needed, like Ben Klock’s banana. Today, we present to you the opportunity to own Van Halen’s certified Yamaha CS-80 vintage analog polyphonic synthesizer for the modest sum of $25,000. This bit of ’80s history survived over a decade of wild touring with minimum scarring. Get it here if you’re down to drop fliff like a sultan.