Get ready to groan.
We’ll admit that we post some pretty ridiculous things occasionally. Going back a few years, we’ve variously featured such memorable oddities as a can filled with Ibiza air, an all-black lemonade and even a knock-off Brazilian Berghain. Today, however, we think we may have found something pretty close to the bottom of the barrel thanks to the folks over at the always entertaining “The Worst Techno Memes Ever Group Page” Facebook group, which is also worth your time.
DJs You Can Eat is a Tumblr made up of images that combine popular touring DJ names with common foods. The results are more groan-worthy than you can possibly imagine. At the same time though, we can’t help but browse through the whole thing. It’s a beautiful trainwreck of poorly executed puns, and if you’re like us, you won’t be able to stop looking until you’ve reached the final page.
Who can resist such feats of wordplay as “Amesan”, “Meatball Kalkbrenner” and “Pak Choi Slim”? Don’t look at this site at work or your coworkers will think all your audible groaning is about them.