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How To Host A Rave Party

Unsure what to get for your first Rave Party? There’s a wikihow for it, and it’s super cute. Just look at this smug fucker:


Hot tips include ‘Ask permission from your parents’, ‘No Katy Perry’ and ‘Basically be as obnoxious and generic as possible with your A/V aesthetic’. Take it with a grain of salt, though—not all of the information here is reliable:

one peeza pie, jesus, mama mia

One pizza for six people?? Absurd.