Prince Is Dead
Wow. It’s hard to deal with writing that headline, but it’s true—legendary human being Prince has died. A death was reported this morning at Paisely Park, the Artist’s recording studio, where the reportedly sickly musician was recording. As multiple sources now report, Prince has indeed left this realm at the human age of 57. More details as it develops, etc. We’re going to go sit in a dark room now.
Update: The Associated Press has confirmed it. Fuck.