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Listen To Every Christmas Song At Once

This is the best way to make Holiday songs enjoyable.

For the next week or so, every shop you enter and every mall you walk through will bombard you with the terrors of the dreaded Christmas stock playlist. From Mariah Carey’s romantic number “All I Want for Christmas” to Michael Buble’s prophetic, “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas”, you are no doubt bracing yourself for the sounds of free-market religious holidays. So it’s particularly sadistic of SoundCloud user Grinchy to have compiled this “Chaos Carol”. Featuring all 100 songs on Billboard’s Holiday playlist jammed into four-and-a-half minute melee of noise, “The Chaos Carol” is like the soundtrack of some dark, twisted Christmas nightmare. It will definitely have you dreading those awkward extended family dinners.

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