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Sharks Like Death Metal

No, the title in’t the name of a new indie rock band, har har. It turns out sharks are even more brvtal than you thought. A documentary crew has found that the intense rumbling of death metal attracts these bad-ass ancient killing machines—allegedly due to a similarity in frequency to a struggling fish, but actually probably because they just own. There’s also a metal band called Carcharodon but they describe their music as “macho metal” so blech.