Sony Executive Fed Endless Paper Chain from Magician's Sleeve
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In an alarming “chain” of events, an unnamed executive from popular music and electronics company Sony is being forced to consume an endless chain of paper. Woven from the sleeve of a nearby magician, the chain poses a far more significant threat to the man’s life than one would expect, as it appears to have no end. It’s still disappearing into the man’s throat and stomach as I type this.
When asked why the executive in question had no name, a representative issued a string of burps and baby coos and fell off his chair.