Sony Executive Fed Endless Paper Chain from Magician's Sleeve
In an alarming “chain” of events, an unnamed executive from popular music and electronics company Sony is being forced to consume an endless chain of paper. Woven from the sleeve of a nearby magician, the chain poses a far more significant threat to the man’s life than one would expect, as it appears to have no end. It’s still disappearing into the man’s throat and stomach as I type this.
When asked why the executive in question had no name, a representative issued a string of burps and baby coos and fell off his chair.
